On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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