did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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