I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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