I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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