Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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