So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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