If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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