there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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