GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
