dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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