I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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