No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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