omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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