awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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