PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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