addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
