Porn is love you can see.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
