windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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