She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
