Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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