how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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