drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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