Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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