we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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