She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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