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Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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