windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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