so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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