Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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