Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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