return my video game
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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