That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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