bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Someone shattered a urinal.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Randomize
