That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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