thus making me awesome and them whores
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i came on her dog
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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