i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
She announced her abortion via fbk
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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