youre lurking in front of me
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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