And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
The air taste purple.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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