I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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