I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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