Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
now i know why i became what i already was.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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