That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
