We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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