I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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