Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
