There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
sarcasm needs its own font
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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