dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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