my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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