It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
