no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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