You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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